I have nothing clever to say.

Katie. Nineteen. Realistic optimist. Easily disappointed.
dealbreaker: lindsaykatai: DEALMAKER: You Have a Beard Perhaps it is written into my lady DNA from centuries past. Whatever the reason: if you have a beard, I am 50% more likely to bone you. If you’re doing even one other thing right, your odds are now stupid favorable. Without even trying, your beard makes me think you have good taste in music, that your schlubby clothes are indie rock cool, and that you have the air of a potent, but gentle lover. Let’s do this, Mountain Man.  THIS IS FOR YOU AMY.

dealbreaker:

lindsaykatai:

DEALMAKER: You Have a Beard

Perhaps it is written into my lady DNA from centuries past. Whatever the reason: if you have a beard, I am 50% more likely to bone you. If you’re doing even one other thing right, your odds are now stupid favorable. Without even trying, your beard makes me think you have good taste in music, that your schlubby clothes are indie rock cool, and that you have the air of a potent, but gentle lover. Let’s do this, Mountain Man.

 THIS IS FOR YOU AMY.

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